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Here are some jokes. Some are funny, some arent but get over it.

Here goes.

  1. Why do blondes insist on using condoms? - So they can have a doggy bag. - Chris
  2. What's the difference between tennis players and golfers? - Tennis players have fuzzy balls - me
  3. What do you do with 365 condoms? - Melt them down, turn them into a tire and call it a good year. - Jacob
  4. Why do people use ribbed condoms? - Better traction in the mud. - Chris
  5. What is the most common cause of death for Lesbians? - Hairballs - Jacob
  6. What's the difference between a light bulb and a bowling ball? - A light bulb gets screwed and a bowling ball only gets fingered. - me
  7. What's the difference between Pac-Man and a whorehouse? - In Pac-Man it only costs you 25 cents to get eaten three times. - me
  8. The chicken and the egg just got through having sex and they were laying in bed. The ckicken was all grumpy and the egg was smoking a cigarette. The egg asks the chicken what was wrong and the chicken replied "I guess we know the answer to the question." - Waitzman
  9. A visiting professor at the University of Auburn is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost? One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost. The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Dang it, I thought you said goats.'" -me
  10. A man came home from work one evening and told his wife he had her a suprise. She asked what's that? He said I bought some new condoms - they're olympic condoms, and they come in gold, silver, and bronze. She asked him what color he wanted to use tonight and he answered gold of course, she said ughh. WHAT he said - "Why dont you use silver it's about time you came 2nd." - Waitzman
  11. A corny one for Jess and the pure ones - What did Scooby Doo say when he was eating a hotdog - It's a dog eat dog world. - You can thank the 3 Musketeers Wrapper for that great one
  12. How do you know when a woman is tough? - She rolls her own tampons. - Me
  13. Why is sex like jell-o? - There's always room for more. - Me
  14. A blonde and a brunette step into an elevator and ride up a floor until the door opens and a very hot man steps onto the elevator with them. The ladies notice that he has pretty bad dandruff. The brunette leans over and whispers to the blonde, we should give him some head and shoulders. The blonde says how do we give him shoulders? - Casey